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However, itвЂ™s alarmingly clear that she is not as invested in this season of LHHH. I sympathize with Nikki, IвЂ™m sure itвЂ™s not easy to deal with the death of a family member. Her brother passed away three years ago and sheвЂ™s still reeling from this. This same advice goes for Nikki, who decides to leave the trip early following the high teaвЂ™s low drama. (Spoiler alert: The answer is always yes!) I donвЂ™t make the rules, I just write recaps on a weekly basis.В If Moniece doesnвЂ™t like the tension, she should develop a show for HGTV where the biggest drama is if a first-time home purchaser with generational wealth will be able to afford a new home. If cast members donвЂ™t try to hurt each other, there is no conflict.

But this is not how Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood works.

Hell, I would cut off a friend that didnвЂ™t tell me they liked my new bangs as soon as they noticed I got a haircut. I would never entertain friends that treated me the way the cast of Love & Hip Hop treats each other. Tea time ends when Moniece complains about the women always going for the jugular when they are supposed to behave like friends. Brooke tries to get Nikki to say sheвЂ™s sleeping with Solo Lucci - Nikki refuses. Nikki tries to get Brooke to say she has had a threesome - Brooke refuses. And in true fashion with every game of Never Have I Ever thatвЂ™s ever been played, someone leaves with their feelings hurt. Now, why would these grown women play a game designed for teenagers discovering their sexual competency? I have no idea. A pleasant afternoon of eating finger foods goes left when for some reason (read: a good producer), LaвЂ™Britney suggests they play a game of Never Have I Ever. Still in London, the ladies decide to attend a high tea. Unfortunately, they couldnвЂ™t even do that.В So Marcus, thank you, you are a beacon of hope in a sea of assholes. All these men had to do to seem like upstanding father figures was literally not mock a pregnant woman. Again, this is not the most mature scenario for these men вЂ¦ I would like to personally thank Marcus for doing the bare minimum. Instead, he chooses to remove himself from the conversation to do some go-karting. He has the dignity to say heвЂ™s not going to laugh about the paternity of a friendвЂ™s unborn child because itвЂ™s mean.

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The only glimmer of hope is Marcus Black, the man I previously thought existed as exclusively a foil to BrookeвЂ™s insanity, whom I now embrace as the sole moral code of the men on this show. If I had to rate them on a scale of Uncle Phil to Darth Vader, I would give them a 7. Now, I am in no place to judge these men, I donвЂ™t have children and I know that no parent is perfect вЂ¦ but, I do have a keyboard and many opinions! These men are not behaving like shining examples of fatherhood. Ray J, who is a new parent,В jokes about the paternity of LyricaвЂ™s unborn child. RoccStar, who is someoneвЂ™s parent, brags about riding another manвЂ™s wife. Solo Lucci, who is someoneвЂ™s parent, gossips about having sex with Nikki Baby - a detail that he brought up literally out of nowhere.

There is truly nothing mature about this event. Ray J invites Rocc to Father Figure Friday, an event where grown men act like children and go go-kart racing. Michelle is a bad person for seeing Akbar, and if Moniece defends her friend, sheвЂ™s not a very good person either.ДЄt a restaurant somewhere in downtown L.A., Ray J and Roccstar bond over being parents. But I would never do this, thus I am not keeping the same energy.В But I digressвЂ¦ Point is K. To keep the same energy, if I ever met Chad Kroeger I would have to tell him I think heвЂ™s untalented. For example, I think Nickelback is the worst band in human history. Teairra isnвЂ™t entirely surprised but she is definitely hurt, and she hopes that when she sees Kimberly in the streets, she вЂњkeeps the same energy.вЂќ For those readers that donвЂ™t listen to rap music, read Twitter, or know any black people - (but do happen to read the Love & Hip Hop recaps!) understand that вЂњkeep the same energyвЂќ means to be consistent with your behavior. Michelle has been flirting with Akbar via Instagram Live which is a sentence that did not exist five years ago.

This is why you never trust a person with two first names (case in point: Paul Ryan). Anyone who chooses to associate with him is trash of the highest order (think the garbage island off the coast of California). Teairra could not be clearer on the abuse she suffered at the hands of Akbar and his cult of sister wives. We begin this episode with Teairra Mari declaring that, вЂњAbuse is abuse is abuse.вЂќ While this is a simple statement, it bares repeating. But I stand by the notion that Teairra Mari is the Maya Angelou of Love & Hip Hop franchises based in Hollywood because she is rife with well-worded wisdom this season. In fact, Maya is rolling in her grave because of that insulting comparison. Is Teairra Mari our generationвЂ™s Maya Angelou? Absolutely not.